The Tallest Story Ever

The Tallest Story Ever

the very tip in the upper parts in the unclonable eclipto-absurdism iceberg

Annotation
As of yet Absurd safely stakes out his claim on being an undeniable scion of Lingua Latina (a rather trampy lady in opinion of certain pundits). The father’s identity though still remains oprn to a slew of controvercies. The only facts agreed upon by the majority of scholars maintain that Absurd’s grandfather on the maternal side, the notorious old fart Logos Maximus, gave out a pretty vulgar appellation to LL when informed on the happy issue to her labors, he ran amok and in a state of stark raving bonkers kicked down the columbary erected („thrown together“ assure some radically apocriphical sources) with his own hands a couple of years earlier. The flock took wing and emigrated following the sun. Clearly, RNA analyses is out of question in absence of any candidare to apply it to. Hipothetically, the father was of ruddy plumage and, ascerted by not a little folk-tales, good at spinning out the yarn of so tall stories that won him LL’s ear, then her shoulder (used as a perch from which to pour his cooing-wooing drawl) yarn and, last but not least, her womb that bore to the innocently unaware world the greatest hero of all times and races.

 Give your warm welcome to your most loyal partner, Ladies an’ Gents! The one who’s always by your side! Absurd the Invincible!


A good guy cannot recollect who he is. They persuade him he's a secret agent going on a mission. On board the airliner the bad guy was sitting next to him and all went wrong...

 
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