Czarina Alice and czar Micky

CZARINA ALICE AND CZAR MICKY


She was exhausted: she fought big pig thighs
As a wild animal - as a dingo or as a jackal
(Of course we know that the jackal scoffs a carrion,
But you never know: what do you kiss stupidly good night -
The mug or the arse?), she scoffs as a swine -
Both with her snout and with her bum, yep!

"Well, I'm very satisfied! These pig thighs are sumptuous,
These are goods as a spicy Georgian meat or also
As a flat Georgian cheese pie... best grub, okey-dokey!"
Czarina Alice burped several times with enjoyment.
"But my little piglet, these pig thighs are uncoocked:
Our cook has to start out to cook it," - czar Micky

Saw his wife with horror and lack of understanding.
Czarina Alice belched once more and guffawed grufly:
"Ha-ha-ha-ha! My dear doodoo, you can make puns!
Quel calembour charmant - a cook has to start out to cook,
And - these are uncoocked! C'est formidable! Merde alors,
Ha-ha-ha-ha!" - Czar Micky was radiant: "Do you like?"

And the two of them, czarina Alice and czar Micky,
Guzzled the uncoocked big pig thighs, and too
The two of them grunted as a swines and
Burped many times... they were satisfied very much...
Their cook saw them and was christened:
"Get away from me! Mind! Touch me not!"